If You Chose: Bathroom Cleaning
You are brave enough to admit your limits.
Bathrooms are intimate battlefields. There are smells. There are mysteries. There are splash zones that defy physics.
You avoid this chore because you value emotional safety.
You’re not gross — you just believe some tasks should require hazard pay.
You are self-aware. You know what you don’t want to deal with. That’s growth.
If You Chose: Taking Out the Trash
You are procrastination royalty.
Taking out the trash isn’t hard. It’s quick. It takes maybe two minutes.
But you will absolutely push that bag down 17 times before admitting defeat.
You are optimistic to a fault.
“One more item will fit.”
You live for efficiency. Multiple trips? Absolutely not. Structural integrity of the trash bag? Secondary concern.
If You Chose: Cooking
You value freedom.
Cooking means planning, prepping, timing, cleaning, and somehow knowing what everyone else wants to eat.
You are not anti-food. You are anti-decision fatigue.
You believe cereal counts as dinner sometimes — and honestly? It does.
You thrive in creativity, not measurement. Recipes feel like suggestions at best.
What This Actually Reveals
Not your soul.
Not your destiny.
Not your deep psychological wiring.
It reveals that adulthood is just choosing which mildly annoying responsibility you dislike the least.
And somehow, we all survive.
Now be honest.
Which chore are you permanently dodging?
Drop it in the comments — and if you say “none,” we know you’re lying.